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An Amtrak Murder Mystery!
By Smaktakula In rural Wayne County, Georgia, no one expected to find a corpse lying alongside the train tracks. The body, belonging to a middle-aged white woman, had a broken neck, as well as other...
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All-Star Celebarrassments: Billy Carter
By Smaktakula We Don't Really Need A Caption For This One: The Man Was A Half-Wit. “The Embryo split in two, but it didn’t split equally. All the purity and strength went into Julius. All the crap...
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Old Lady Takes Out Armenia’s Internet
By Smaktakula Even With The Internet Down, This Armenian Super-Computer Still Has A Utilitarian Function. An elderly Georgian woman is facing legal action after accidentally terminating internet...
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Headlines 10.19.11
By Smaktakula Yeah, But France Was Smart Enough To Quit Before Anyone Got Hurt. Nothing but headlines. You should know by now, folks–we don’t read so well. *** Hugh Hefner Already Has New Girlfriend ~...
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Stupid People Too: Even More Stupider
By Smaktakula We Get It--Thinkin' Makes Your Head Hurt Somethin' Turrible. It’s no secret that the delightful antics of the very stupid are one of the reasons we get up in the morning. Morons make the...
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Suck It, Las Vegas!
By Tardsie We Took A Road Trip To Las Vegas! Don’t Worry, My Wife Drove. My wife and I recently got back from Las Vegas, where we saw the Killers in concert on Friday night. It was an awesome,...
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